Don’t miss one of the few remaining monocultural events and the opportunity to come together over football, Buffalo wings, ludicrously expensive commercials, and Kendrick Lamar — this year’s halftime-show headliner — potentially slandering Drake on the highest-profile stage imaginable. America! —Jen Chaney

Your Valentine's Day plans might include gifts, date night or staying in with some chocolates, and no matter what you wind up doing, there's room for watching TV, right? That may be an unconventional lineup of horror movies or sappy,