Now that Jimmy Butler has officially, and once again rather dramatically, demanded a trade from the Miami Heat, who have in turn suspended Butler for seven games for "several instances of conduct detrimental to the team" as they pursue a deal,

On Tuesday, Brian Windhorst reported on ESPN that, so far, teams have offered “poo-poo platter” in exchange for Butler, who isn’t expected to sign an extension anywhere he is traded. Chris Haynes, of Clutch Points, reported that certain teams have been advised not to acquire him.